Sounds of Christmas

"W, if I have to tell you one more time that you are not allowed to use clay-mores on your daughter, you are so done playing MW3!"
Some things are so much more fun nagging about.
I love that my husband and our 12 year old daughter bond over killing others (really, I do!)
When he first came home after boot, he taught her (at the time she was 5) kill-kill moves.  Which is all fun and games until I get called to the preschool office...........
"We are very concerned about M's behavior.  Today, she punched a little girl in the stomach and knocked her down."
Me, "M, Why would you think it was ok to punch anyone?"
M, "Well, I told her twice........... I didn't want to play."
As I look at my beautiful child, I struggle with the urge to respond, 'Well, she told her twice.  What did you expect her to do?'
What I did was to ground her and my husband to M's room until they had time to discuss the where's and when's of kill-kill moves for preschoolers.
Christmas is so much more fun with the inappropriate humor of the Corp.
It was a good holiday!
Semper Fi